At Derby we change drivers, the gruff sphere that got us here freed from his duties to toddle free in search of bacon as nature intended.
“Business Premier customers can find their life vests in the ottoman”. The fucking ottoman?! Could they not just use the billiard table as a life-raft?
Across Bristol the bus collects more airport staff , including a pilot who sits opposite me and struggles to stay awake. I hope I’m not on his plane.