London Waterloo to Yeovil Junction

At each station a young girl pauses from her colouring-in to ask her grandmother “Is this our stop?” It never is.

London Waterloo to Bournemouth

You don’t need to look out the window as a young child down the carriage excitedly points out all the good stuff; “Airplane! …Digger! …Loads of cows!”

Vauxhall to Barnes

somewhere behind me a man is “putting the feelers out and looking for some face time before we bed this in”, although there’s a chance he’s reading from the script for Carry On in the Office.