London Marylebone to Stratford-Upon-Avon

You never get used to seeing an Underground train operating over-ground, there’s something not quite right about it; like being a kid and seeing your teacher in the supermarket.

Birmingham New Street to Worcester Foregate Street

There’s no accounting for taste, but apparently some women don’t find whimsical tails about a bearded guard on the 11:17 to Dorridge sexy.

Worcester Shrub Hill to Derby

The train is packed and so throughout it people are being forced to sit with people they would not normally choose to place their posterior near.