Retford to York

You can’t kill time at Retford station; you can only prolong its suffering.

Doncaster to York

So heavy and so hard is the rain that it would render Peter Kay too sodden to come up with a reasonable anecdote about its density.

Doncaster to London Kings Cross

Platform One is a heaving mass of January; huddled coats, blown hands, clutched coffees and a general yearning for a brighter day, or at the very least, a table seat.

Guiseley to Doncaster

“Would you like me to throw him on the tracks for you love?” offers a man standing nearby. It really is much friendlier up north.